I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
