On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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