Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
either way he was missing a nipple.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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