I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Did I show you my penis last night?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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