2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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