guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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