what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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