i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
