She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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