hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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