you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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