before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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