Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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