Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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