no. you can't hotbox the world.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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