He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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