So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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