I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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