So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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