I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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