i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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