Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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