No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Barsexuality is the new black.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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