I will die if light touches me.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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