Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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