I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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