FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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