I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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