nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
so that wasnt chicken after all
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
