been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
We are all done wearing pants today
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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