Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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