why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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