Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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