Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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