Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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