What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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