Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
And then my night got REAL pukey
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Randomize
