The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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