Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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