Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
