DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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