When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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