So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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