More tranny stories later!
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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