I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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