Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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