I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Randomize
