Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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