I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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