We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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