Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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